I was working at the hospital today, as usual.
While I was at the nurse's station a woman grabs my arm in a panic. "Help me!" she said. "All day long my daughter lies in bed, eating yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?"
I replied, "Don't worry, eventually she will rise and shine!"
To make a long story short - she is now suing me for medical malpractice. What should I do?
Snoopy
Timmy...you're a turd! lol
vanecin
wow i have no words
stevens_monroe
nothing that was so funny
malcy
Deny it.
Kay B.
Now! It all started like that, right?
That woman must be crazy! You're not a doctor! And then after all she CAN'T grab you by the arm!
Tell the judge that she did that to you, and you're were not responsible for her daughter's health!
TUNA GIRL
hope you have malpractice insurance because she has you by the fuzzy dice.
bobby01987
WTF?!? Yeast and car wax? Rising and Shining? Everybody invloved in this story, and the story itself, sounds idiotic. And imaginary.
Mighty Mouse
Tell the judge the one about, The dyslexic man who walked into a bra!
BlackHearted
OMG LOL thats funny and deny it say I NEVER SAID THAT!
wooleybooley
Hahaha !!! Love ya !!! Great ! Gotta send that one on.
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